Open No Angst Camp when the acres turn green ⚘ sneezing

This thread takes place inside the clan's camp.

locustkit

glittering cloud
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Pronouns
PLAGUE / WHEAT / IT / THEY
Locustkit sneezes. It is a sharp, whole-body thing, the kind that makes their ears flatten and their paws skid a little on the packed dirt beneath their paws. Dust puffs up. The sound echoes, small but dramatic, and for a brief moment Locustkit freezes, wide-eyed, as if the sneeze itself has startled them. Then it happens again. And again. A series of miserable, squeaky sneezes rattles out of their tiny chest.

From a distance, it must look alarming. Locustkit's nose is scrunched, whiskers trembling, eyes glossy with offended tears. They sniff, inhale too hard, and immediately sneeze once more, head jerking downward as if bowing to something unseen. Their tail flicks in clear irritation. Whatever unseen force has afflicted them is persistent. Locustkit sits back on their haunches and lifts one paw, pressing it solemnly to their nose. They sniff again—carefully this time. It does not help. The tickling, burning sensation remains, and Locustkit lets out a soft, wounded chirr as though personally betrayed by the world.

They tilt their head upward, squinting toward the light. For a heartbeat, their expression grows thoughtful rather than distressed. Sneezes, Locustkit has decided, are signs. Small ones, maybe, but signs all the same. The body does not rebel without reason. Something unseen has brushed against them. Something has noticed. Another sneeze interrupts the thought. With a tiny grunt of effort, Locustkit leans forward and paws at their nose again. A dry, pale stalk of tall grass pokes out just slightly, stiff and ridiculous against the dark fur of their muzzle. Locustkit blinks at it, cross-eyed, as if trying to look directly at the source of their suffering. They sniff. The grass quivers. "Oh," Locustkit murmurs, voice muffled and reverent, as though they have uncovered a sacred truth.
 
When Dimmingsun first hears the tell-tale sound of someone sneezing a lung up, his first thought is that leaf-bare had inflicted someone with its chill. His second thought is that the den actually has enough herbs to combat a cold, provided it doesn't become too stubborn, since WindClan has been more prone to bleeding rather than sneezing.

When his eye finally finds the source, Dimmingsun realizes that this might not be as serious as he had imagined.

It's a funny sight, truly, even for those who might not be as light-hearted as he tends to be. The dark blob of Locustkit—or so Dimmingsun thinks, recalling the name after just a beaet—, stands out in sharp contrast against the stark-white camp. Wheat recedes, backwards and backwards, as if the sound that tears from its throat is a strong gust of wind. Dimmingsun almost feels an itch on his own nose in sympathy. Almost. When he stalks nearer, he holds out one paw to block the rays of the sun that seem adamant about its shine despite the weather.

It takes Dimmingsun another moment to realize that the brightness is not the cause for the sneeze attack.

"Oh, indeed,"
he echoes Locustkit. The culprit has almost managed to evade attention, sitting snugly on that little muzzle.
"Have you grown a new whisker?"

NOTES
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POPPYKIT | WINDCLAN
"TELL ME I'M AN ANGEL, TAKE THIS TO MY GRAVE"

.

Poppykit is busying himself with batting at a stray clump of moss, likely having separated from a moss ball at one point, but that's still good enough for him. He launches it across the camp, watching the thing skitter through the frosted dirt only to leap after it excitedly. Despite the fact that he'll be ready to be an apprentice soon, he still acts just as kit-like as the day he'd arrived in camp...

He's flopped over with the bit of moss between his paws, ready to nip at it like it's prey that he's caught, but the sharp sound of a sneeze interrupts him. And then another, and another... Poppykit cranes his neck upward to see, unable to help the giggling that escapes him at the sight of it.
"Golly, Locustkit! Ya sound like yer about to sneeze yer head off! You okay?" His throat still rumbles with laugher as he asks the question, though it's not meant as provocation; he is simply amused easily, the now-forgotten moss strewn in camp sitting as perfect evidence of such.


"TELL ME I'M A BAD MAN, KICK ME LIKE A STRAY"

POPPYKIT
WINDCLAN KITTEN
5 MOONS
HE/THEY
"SPEECH" | THOUGHTS | ACTION | LUCIDITY