invent a new guy

[virus virus]

here's the game: you have to invent an extremely specific new guy that now exists in the world
example: guy that only eat meals at x:10am/pm times and nothing else
remember your actions have consequences and have fun

 

[LAEVATEIN]

this guy is a workaholic, but only when it's raining

 

[BUZZ BUZZ]

this guy drinks milk out of an owala freesip

 

[vulture]

guy who only talks in quotes from the princess bride, but only on tuesdays

 

[Idola Idola]

guy who walks backwards through doorways everyday between 4pm and 4:02pm

 

[virus virus]

guy who drinks apple juice but only when mixed with orange juice

 

[deidre]

guy who walks outside three times daily at the exact same time every day just to stand there and smile for a few minutes.

 

[StormyBuckets StormyBuckets]

guy who needs to water down his milk

 

[virus virus]

guy who thinks hot dogs and sausages are the same thing

 

[Rai]

guy who keeps showing up to my house uninvited cause i was nice to him one time and i guess hes my son now or whatever

 

[virus virus]

guy who left her window open and is too awkward to ask me to leave so i just stay in her cabinet and eat all her snacks

 

[KAZENIKURA KAZENIKURA]

guy who got send to jail for putting pineapples on thier pizza

 

[vulture]

guy who got sent to jail for NOT putting pineapple on their pizza

 

[virus virus]

guy who sends people to jail for having opinions on pineapple on pizza

 

[Rai]

guy who pineapple

 

[Idola Idola]

guy who pineapples hate

 

[virus virus]

guy who likes mangoes better

 

[Dizzy Dizzy]

Guy who thinks pineapple on pizza is a government conspiracy.

 

[vulture]

guy who is a government agent injecting pineapple into the societal consciousness.

 

[LAEVATEIN]

guy who eats banana pancakes on wednesdays at 2pm. it makes him feel better about life