invent a new guy

virus

god's sexiest mistake
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Freshkill
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Pronouns
he/him
here's the game: you have to invent an extremely specific new guy that now exists in the world
example: guy that only eat meals at x:10am/pm times and nothing else
remember your actions have consequences and have fun
 
guy who walks backwards through doorways everyday between 4pm and 4:02pm
 
guy who drinks apple juice but only when mixed with orange juice
 
guy who left her window open and is too awkward to ask me to leave so i just stay in her cabinet and eat all her snacks
 
guy who got send to jail for putting pineapples on thier pizza
 
guy who sends people to jail for having opinions on pineapple on pizza